Poetry Slam

Posted 27th Apr 2014, 11:33 PM


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27th Apr 2014, 11:33 PM

ilayas

I had a difficult time writing this comic because it's really hard to make torture hilarious. I make a point to avoid using pop culture references for jokes in this comic; though try as I might, apparently I couldn't write worst poetry than the 3rd worst poets in the Universe. I should be ashamed of myself.

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3rd May 2014, 4:14 PM

Nero1914

Could you have an enlargement of the text or a separate document where we can read your poem? its very hard to read in the panel with the font you used.

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4th May 2014, 1:09 PM

ilayas

The link in my author note will actually take you right to it (a long with a nice write up about Volgon poetry). But here is the poem in it's entirety:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.

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4th May 2014, 8:11 AM

Onasaki

May the Fourth be with you!

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22nd Sep 2014, 2:27 AM

Wrathgar

Lest we forget, there is another form of torture according to Bruce Willis in "The Last Boyscout"
http://youtu.be/-UNQzBynaQY

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20th Sep 2015, 1:19 PM

Karpinsky

Am I the only one who read the poetry in Baras' voice?

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20th Sep 2015, 4:40 PM

ilayas

I'd be disappointed if you were.

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